


Meet the Dirty Surfer Girls!
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Name: Sasha
Profession: Painter/Environmentalist/Deck hand/Pesticide
Applicator/Dirty Surfer Girl
Measurements: 34/28/36
Surf Rating: Surfdiva - working on off
the lips and a judo air.
Fav beach: Somewhere in my head - perfect lefts, warm water, and
no dudes in the water snaking ma arse
Surf Story: One time at band camp I stuck a flute up my
pussy, errrr that was the wrong story. Actually, my story is after
the first month of surfing I entered the La Push contest as Anita Dick
and they said it over the loudspeaker like 15 times, until Tucker
pointed me out. Then I had to actually surf and placed 3rd out of
4 for catching whitewater crap....all you had to do was stand up!
hahahah This year I entered as Sharon Cox, but no one seemed to
get my joke. I guess they are not dirty enough.
What Makes You Hot:
Dirty looks from dudes in
the water, Canadians talking about their anuses bleeding, and slurring,
wasted dudes that miss the morning session. Um, nah....I like long
romantic rides on the beach, party waves, and seeing dudes in the barrel
as I get thrown over the falls...oh baby, that's surftastic!
Description of Your Perfect Dude:
No one is perfect, BUT I
guess the "Perfect" Man would be Johnny Depp with Taj Burrow's surfing,
Einstein's brain, Jim Carrey's sense of humor, and Bill Gates' drive for
success. He would also have to sponsor the Dirty Surfer Girls
Yacht to sail around the world.
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Name: Kate #1
Profession: Nanny/dirty surfer girl
Measurements: 40/30/41
Surf Rating: Beachbum
Surf Story: I live the ocean, breath it....
I've wanted to surf ever since I could remember
I'm not sure what had influenced me.
When I was a baby, my father lived in Hawaii and I'd visit him
maybe the surf dreams started then or maybe it was another life.
Anyway, I didn't get on a board until I was seventeen
once in Oceanside and again in Kauai, but that was just a tease
right after I turned 21. I broke up with my boyfriend, attended an
all girls surf school in Mexico, then spent another week traveling down
the coast with some kick ass surf instructor girls from Australia,
Oregon, and Florida. I came back home beyond Stoked!! Bought
myself a board (which I called my "boyfriend") he rested near my bed
when we weren't surfing the Peninsula or Oregon's coast.
What Makes You Hot:
Maybe its my positive
attitude? I don't know you tell me.
Description of Your Perfect Dude:
SHOULDERS! All about the
shoulders...nice broad, strong, not too buff shoulders, yum! HE doesn't
have to surf, although he should at least try once, with me. And if he
doesn't surf, he can't get mad at the boys flirting with me in the
water! hehehe! Must love gettin' dirty in the water, woods, mountains,
or skate park...NO alcoholics or addicts please!
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Name: Katie #2
Profession: Barista/Pizza Maker/Dirty Surfer Girl
Measurements: 36/28/38.....Katie got ass
Surf Rating: Beachbum.... Somedays I'm
good; Somedays I suck, as long as I'm having fun
Fav beach: LaPush...beautiful, clean
Surf Story: The time I was in Hawaii surfing at turtle beach on
the Northshore. I paddled out and the waves were shoulder high and
clean....some of the local guys were making fun of me saying I couldn't
catch a wave. I went for the first one that came to me, and I totally
lost my balance and fell on the reef and ripped my toenail off!!!! Ya,
and my bathing suit fell off too. The guys laughed at me, and my toe
hurt. Pretty epic, huh?
Perfect Dude: One who isn't mean to me. One who wants to help me get
better at surfing. One who understands that pussies rule! Oh, and he has
to be hot, too.
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Name: Heather
Profession: Holistic Receptionist/Fire Dancer/Dirty Surfer Girl
Check it out! www.womanipura.com
Measurements:
34/28/31
Surf Rating: Beachbum...
I just
wanna have fun!!!
Fav beach: Shortsands/Seaside, OR
Surf Story:
I went surfing for the first time
when I was 15 years old. I fell in love with the ocean way before that,
pretty much the first time I saw the ocean I knew my life would never be
the same. Surfing as always seemed natural to me but I never had the
chance to explore it the way I really wanted to until now. Last summer
was the reawakening of my stoke. My dad took me down to Seaside, Oregon,
to spend 4th of July. Since that weekend, one year ago I have gone as
much as I possibly can. When I'm out in the water a waiting my next ride
I can't even put into words the feelings I get. The rush of getting up
and the feeling of gliding along, nothing beats it. It's a surfgasim,
orgasim. Funk yeah baby! Blessed be to the earth and the sea, Take me
mama ocean, on your heart beat I will ride.
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Check out my fire dancing video at La Push!
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Name: Jessica
Profession: Graphic Designer/Fire Dancer/Dirty Surfer Girl. Check it out!
www.womanipura.com,
www.leveldesign.biz
Measurements:
Surf Rating: Beachbum
Fav beach:
Oswald State Park
Surf Story:
Being a little girl in
Ft.Lauderdale, I loved the ocean at a young age. I moved to Chicago when
I was 10. I first tried surfing while vacationing on Oahu when I was 17.
I was surprised at how easily I was able to stand up and ride (in a
straight line, of course). I loved it. However, living in the Midwest by
then, did not allow for much surfing in my life. Now that I live in
Seattle, I've started surfing on a regular basis. Less than a month in,
I committed to the sea and bought a wetsuit. I am a beginner but with
years of snowboarding experience, I've been able to pick it up and learn
pretty quickly. Although, I've only ever ridden long boards at this
point, I'm very interested in giving a short board a whirl soon. I learn
something new every time I surf. In just a short time, I've met many
cool chicks and cute boys. I'm hooked on the sea and look forward the
lessons it has to teach me.
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Name: Stacey
Profession:
Dental Assistant--soon to be
pre-dental student at PSU
Measurements:
Perfect
Surf Rating:
The Honey Moon Phase
Fav beach:
Short Sands/Oswald State Park
Surf Story:
The first time I ever surfed was
in Byron Bay, Australia about 10 years ago. I was on a long board and
actually got up that first day--what a rush to be standing on top of the
water--if I gave a shit about god, I would say I felt like Jesus, but I
don't give a shit about god, so let's just say it felt really fucking
cool. Fast forward those 10 years, throw in multiple travels, jobs,
dogs, cats, houses, heartbreak and some Dirty Surfer Girls and here I am
at age 31--the oldest DSG. I didn't surf again until this summer and so
far I've had several sessions and have been using Money's board which I
think is a 7'6"? I've progressed from struggling to merely sit on the
thing without slipping off, to catching small waves and waves that are
way too big for me and riding them into the shallows on my knees to
actually standing up and riding side by side with fellow DSG Miss F. Red
Tail!! What a feeling, man--I know you all understand the elation. I
mean, I felt like I was 2 years old and doing something for the first
time and I wanted to scream, "Hey, Mom, look at me!!!" Rad. Rad. Rad.
I'm addicted to the power of my wet and wild mother ocean--may the waves
never stop. So if you see a redheaded very freckly petite and sassy girl
catching a wave while screaming her berloody head off, that's probably
me. Oh yeah!
What Makes You Hot: My
attitude.
Description of Your Perfect Dude: I have no idea.
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Name: Eran
Profession:
Corporate Middle
Management/Aspiring Editor/Dirty Surfer Girl
Measurements:
Voluptuous
Surf Rating:
Pussycat
Fav beach:
Shortys/La Push
Surf Story:
The second time I paddled out this
year and my second time on my short board, I was in Westport over Clean
Water Classic weekend. The contestants were over by the jetty so we had
to go down the beach a bit and the currents were crazy strong that day.
I paddled out, all gung ho, determined to get up on my short board.
After about 30 minutes of futile attempts and getting pummeled pretty
good a couple of times I decided to move in closer to shore and take a
lil rest. Wrong. I totally got stuck outside. I just kept paddling and
paddling but NOTHING was happening. My friends were way far away and
there were no other surfers in sight. Don’t panic…I kept thinking. After
about 45 minutes of not panicking, I was just about to snap and this
local kid paddles up. He sensed my distress and totally buddied up with
me and basically talked me in. It took 2 fucking hours, but he hung in.
I owe a lot to that kid. Who knows what would have happened if he
wouldn’t have shown up when he did. I learned a lot that day. 1) Never
paddle out on my short board with out-of-shape mushy arms, in variable
currents at the jetty in Westport. 2) If no one is surfing where you
are…there is probably a reason. 3) 18 year old locals in Westport
fucking rock! Thanks dude, whoever you are.
What Makes You Hot: Surfers who wear Speedos
Description of Your Perfect Dude: Tall, brown, surfer/snowboarder,
honest, cute, can fix stuff, good taste in music, doesn’t like dumb
bitches, has a dog, not a lazy ass, recycles, not a mama’s boy, has the
balls to handle a feisty, independent girl like me.
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Name: Sara
Profession:
Model/ Artist/ CMT Brand
Development Budweiser
Measurements:
34-25-36
Surf Rating:
I suck, but am always out there
trying dangit! NO waves in Iowa so give this girl a break ha ha
Fav beach:
Wakoko in Kauii
Surf Story:
I was surfing in Kauii in
Oct. of 06'. The water was crystal clear, teal, and warm... in one
word "heavenly." A small sea turtle stopped in to say hello.
I popped up in a perfect clean wave double over head. I almost
lost my balance from staring in awe of the wonders beneath me. The
sun beams lit the way of brilliant clown fish, coral and jagged lava
rock. It was one of the most beautiful moments of my life.
Interests:
All art mediums especially
mosaics, airbrush, painting. Also surfing, snowboarding,
traveling, animals, woodworking, carpentry, learning how to work on my
car, doing things girls can't typically do, rock and roll, sunsets, the
beach... any beach... the salt in the air is euphoric.
Description of Your Perfect Dude: My dream guy will be tall
dark and handsome with a passion for traveling and living an amazing
life. He must be: patient, considerate, sweet, honest, loving,
adventurous, supportive, trusting, respectful, logical, spontaneous,
smart, sense of humor, and above all loyal. Oh and a
non-smoker/light drinker. Jerks need not apply.
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More to Come ...
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